The Bonster

Anyone who knows me knows The Bonster. She is not just my daughter, she is what keeps me sane. And, yes, there is a level of madness that I consider "sane".

The Bonster is not your typical preschool girl. Her favorite movie is "Cars", her imaginary friend is Superman, and I'm told she has the makings of a great wide receiver. She knows her Disney Princesses (hard not to these days), and can dress up with the best of them, but she also loves helping Daddy with any project that will allow her to go outside and get dirty.

What I love most about The Bonster is her imagination. The world that my Bonster lives in would be a great place to visit. I'd likely find it familiar to my own - she has an office where you can find everything under the sun, including her very own Temple at the front desk. She owns a car that is just like Mama's, but red. It isn't anything like Daddy's car, even though Daddy's car is practically a red version of Mama's. (I think the difference is in the number of toys and discarded jackets in the back seat.) She has spaghetti for breakfast everyday, and goes shopping when the mood strikes her.

I look forward to the next figment of her imagination that she cares to share with me, and I will never doubt that they are as real to her as Mr Bleep-O-Bleep-O-Bleep was (is?) to me.

Being Temple Sherburne

Today is my day to cover the front desk while Temple takes her breaks. It's actually a nice change of pace. I answer the few calls that come thru, redirect people to the OTHER elevators so they can get where they're going, and contemplate the life cycle of paperclips.

Strangely, DCS is my first job in over 20 years where I don't handle Reception in addition to my other duties. Imagine, if you will, discussing a delicate payroll matter with an employee on the phone, while signing for a FedEx package. Meanwhile, there are two employees in front of you talking loudly while they wait for you to hang up so THEY can discuss delicate personnel matters with you. That is the life of a Payroll/HR/Front Desk/Office Manager for you. I don't recommend it as a career choice - the pay is horrible, and the working conditions are worse.

Question of the day - what were some of the strangest job duties you ever had? I mean the ones that weren't anywhere close to what you expected from the job title?

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This is my blog. It's not much to look at right now, but soon it will be a repository of snide, ironic, and generally amusing observations on the payroll process, and the mating habits of Maldavian Fire Demons.